Conspiracy, Xmas and wine: Global Reset or NASA apocalypse in 2013?

Solar flare | Dec. 2006 by NOAA's GOES-13 satellite

Global Warming? 2012? Apocalypse? Damien?... Maybe all this things together some miscalculation and there it goes.... 2013 we will be doomed. Burned to the ground. Mwahua hua hua.

So it will work like this? I've posted an analysis about something - not so - old related to ionosphere, sunlight, war and stuff; then NASA appears saying (in June) the world might end in 2013 with something related to all I said up this sentence? The trigger of destruction: a barrage of solar flare.

This freaking event gonna hit Earth in 2013. I have imagined a bunch of toasted asses around the streets by the globe. But maybe it won't work like that. NASA states that this event has happened before.

Yup. This flares has knocked Earth before but the effects weren't noticed cause this thing have a potential of destruct computer systems by changing the magnetic field of our humble planet. So the riders of ancient times would not give a shit about it. Maybe sweat a lot in their armours and stuff. Anyway...

So 2000 have happened and no Millennium Bug? Why now?

So your Facebook will be dammed. This is an frighten apocalypse uh? You gonna have to get up your fat ass and go to the window to see what the fuck is going on. And hey...wait. What about warchildPost? Oh, crap... ¬¬

Ok, ok... also bank accounts, medical records, business records, websites, game reviews, game walktrough in youtube, all this things gonna blow! See this quotes below - from guys who actually understand the phenomenal.

"The sun is now waking up. It's been very inactive, but there's a lot of debate about how dramatic its waking up will be. It's not scaremongering." - Professor Richard Harrison of the Rutherford Appleton Laboratory in Oxfordshire

"We know it's coming but we don't know how bad it's going to be. (...) Systems will just not work. The flares rapidly change the magnetic field on the earth, like a lightning bolt. That is the solar effect." - Dr. Richard Fisher, head of NASA's Heliophysics Division

Now, now... I was all pissed from missing the spiral in Norway back in 2009. But now I'm making some conspiracy stuff. I'm not proud of it... just fits so well.

Yesterday I've posted the possibility of EISCAT and HAARP controlling ionosphere with charged electrons and ions... They use the same effect as the sunlight. Maybe this "destruction" is planned. You see. We live in the age of information. But the thing is growing up too fast. Young guys became billionaire, tools like WikiLeaks shake the master of universe (yup, even He-Man got scared). A Global Reset would fit nice for the world government...wouldn't? I'm just saying...

It is very convenient to say the sun gonna set flares on Earth and states this as a common event. But just RIGHT NOW will have some issues. And this issues seen pretty convenient. They put the goddamn fear in the hearts of people, and when the system is blow up and our "lives spared" the feeling of "hey, ok... we are safe, fuck off internet" will spring in the world. Nobody gonna give a damn about being Reset.

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