// warchildPost: November 2012

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

[SBT] Ghostly Girl at Elevator

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I just can't believe Silvio Santos still can grab world attention...
This time it was with this funny prank: as soon someone enters the elevator, the lights start flickering, and suddenly everything goes off. By a secret hatch, a girl dressed like a ghost appears and stand still. when the lights come back...well... you can see the results in the video above.


Banksy Simpsons

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This is old... but I cannot believe I never posted it here yet. Damn me.

[Валерия Лукьянова] Valeria Lukyanova aka Real Barbie

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Sometime ago warchildPost talks about a girl who wants to resemble a manga character. Do you remember? But guys. The world is so freaking big. Anastasiya Shpahyna or Fukkacumi got a friend, and not a japanese culture stuff. Not more nor less than a Barbie girl.

Anastasiya Shpahyna  and Valeria Lukyanova

Born in 1991 at Ukraine, Valeria Lukyanova (Валерия Лукьянова) is graduated as Architect. But her real deal in this world is to be known as Live Barbie. She got into a lot of plastic surgery and some heavy cosmetics and got this look.

Валерия Лукьянова Valeria Lukyanova Barbie

real barbie dresses breasts

I really can't figure why she is so into this Barbie stuff? Maybe some attention? Anyway... if this works for her. Whatever. Hope she is happy with it, at all. Look at her without the Barbie make up. Look at her face. She is damn pretty by herself, ya know.

 without make up and before surgery

But look below: she looks some Square Enix character.

at bar purple

Lukyanova barbie pink house

She claims to be an idealistic and perfectionist person. She just wants to reflect the world inside of her. She also have a friend called Dominika who is a fashion designer that makes her outfit and stuff. But the make-up is a herself doing. She claims this to be an act of "perfect herself". She also states that people try to hurt her photoshopping some photos. But she warns: don't give a flying fuck. This just show that what she is doing is a big hit - is what she say.

Ukrainian girl blond pretty
I still prefer her with this "normal" looking face. :~~
Toy Barbie and Ken
But all Barbie needs its Ken, and if you, poorly normal girl, is passing a hard time finding your perfect-match-prince: for Barbie Live herself is not easy. Justin Jedlica, 32 years, from New York, spent about 100k dollars in surgeries to get this fancy look:

 touching his dirty nose
He claims to be Ken... but is looks like Fei-Long. Oh, Wait. Wrong Ken. :~
He was a regular weird guy, and after surgery he got some look... that... I dunno, weird also? Take a look at this before and after:
school times and surgery times...

Before he at least looks like 1970s Ken. But now he looks like a beaten up travesty. But he is just like Dragon Ball Z's Cell. He really think that, now, got a perfect body and stuff.

Mattel 1970 1980 1990 2000 jedlica

The evil "Real Ken" states the Barbie girl is pretty and blabla but use a lot of make up. And for him, make up is something used just by Drag Queens. Wooahhh... C'mon Ken. Plastic surgery makes you above Drag Queens so? What would that be? A real deal Travesty with all its glory?

regular life chilling with no make up
Valeria Barbie drowning herself after being dumped. Just kidding.
Who would give a shit to this travesty Ken at all?

plastic beach?
See? She is already fine.
 Well, Ken dude. You really look like some homo villain from gang films. Or if I can promote you: a project of Fei-long from Street Fighter. But nah. You really looks like a "homosexual WOMAN".  This is not a bad thing. There is a lot of this girls out there being happy. So. Hope you had it in you also. warchildPost doesn't have anything agains't homosexuality at all, and it really encourage you to get out the closet and be happy as soon as you can. But to look like one unintentionally: that is the point. 
justin jedlica beaten up by surgery doctors
The "natural perfection" of Mr Ken. Or Fei Long beaten up at Continue Screen?

Oh, fuck off this plastic world. As all you can see Barbie has no deal with Ken at all. But if I'm not mistaken, there is a guy called Bob somewhere isn't? Please Mattel, gimme a light here.
Lukyanova before surgery and no make up, clean face

I really think this girl is heavily beautiful the way she is. But if you really like her Barbie Version, check it out more images below.

photo session

barbie photo bw

New York City Ballet

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Ballet Foots and sneaker damaged  NY new york feets feet foot

Ballet Foots and sneaker damaged  NY new york feets feet foot

[Jimmy Kimmel] Kids Lie Detective

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Saturday, November 24, 2012

True Thanksgiving Apple Pie

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iPie Thanksgiving recipe for true apple pie

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Mick Jagger liked the joke

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

[NianticLabs@Google] Ingress

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Sounds fun.


Monday, November 19, 2012

Security Camera Captures Good Things Too

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Friday, November 16, 2012

Dumb Ways to Die

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What Do You Know About Brazil?

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What people in Canada know about Brazil. And no, Argentina is not a city.

Thursday, November 15, 2012

Video Game Trick-or-Treating

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Thursday, November 08, 2012

[Full Documentary] Kymatica

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Optional: Subtitles in portuguese.

First of all, be aware. Don't buy anything in your life for free. Think about everything: in life and in this video too.  Some things are nice. Some things make sense. Other things are conceptual frankensteins...or maybe not. Is up to you. I won't give my opinion about the video at all.

Monday, November 05, 2012

[Patrick Boivin] Dragon Baby

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[Short] Heart

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An exploration of transcendence. HEART presents questions through abstract metaphors and symbols, illustrated by the human heart.

Directed by Erick Oh
Supported by Matt Groening
Music by Joseph Trapanese
Sound Design by Piero Mura

Friday, November 02, 2012

[Gold] The Gangnam Jack

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gangnam eletric jack art parody draw

Thursday, November 01, 2012

Darth Vader: What Are You Going to Do Next?

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So, Disney bought LucasFims? Disney bought Marvel also, didn't it? So it is not big deal. I think that Disney knows how to keep things without damaging it. That's my bet. So chill out. Sometimes you need to join forces to survive or keep going even farther. You can join to the dark forces also... if it suits you...

...yeah, damn me.