Well, well... elections in Brazil is quite a circus. Candidates do anything to grab a single vote. Most in particular the São Paulo election is giving internet a hard time with tons of memes all around the place. It is candidate mouth kissing on the streets or making people shout in frenzy. There is also flying coffee and flying shoes. But I really want you guys to see the eligible candidates without pictures.
In the blue corner: a bald vampire one, that have a deep passion of titles and winnings. He does not care what he is, president? mayor? fuck that shit, he want the title. If there is some title he wants, he just trow away his old one (in the middle of term of office, fuck the police). His political party also don't have a good anti-violence policy, and strongly army police agains't any act "against the state". But they don't really know who are the enemy to shot, so you see. Also, the education management of this guys is a shame. Is so shameful that I want to piss chocolate pizza with my penis if I believe they can think about something to fix it. He is aka Serra.
In the red corner: is the guy from the people. With the people: in hearts, soul and wallets. He is from a political party that recently, break out of a scandal of deep public money marauding. This is the political party of actual president Dilma, and ex-president Lula. The Lula's chief-of-staff, José Dirceu, had his political rights suspended and is currently charged with corruption. Lula said that he never know anything about nothing. And even said that "brazilian people just don't care about the scandals". So Lula, with the furtherance of Paulo Maluf (this one has so many charges that is insignificant to talk about him without having a dictionary of crimes, that would probably holds his face as a cover. But for a matter of fact, he was recently added to the notorious Interpol's Wanted List, so yeah), Haddad was launched to try to be the mayor of São Paulo. And as all the guys from this party, he probably never heard or knows anything about corruption. They also believe in flowers and rainbows.
So, Serra (blue corner), launches a facebook game called "Angry Haddad" - the clearly reference to Angry Birds didn't need to me mentioned, uh?
In the game you have Paulo Maluf, Haddad and José Dirceu as birds. And they have to destruct things that the Blue Corner political party had done to SP. As you might think, things with vital importance like Subway stations, schools and another public buildings. The game asks "do you want to destroy SP? All Haddad need is your help".
After the game is finished it shows: "If you do not want to destroy the city, don't vote Haddad".
Well played Mr. vampire. Well played.
UPDATED: as everything in this shit country... it was banned.
Camouflaged censorship everywhere.
1- Now I want to see the so called "Brazil's Game Market" optimists doing a party about this...
2- warchildPost reservers the right to don't give a fuck about elections. wP would prefers to explode himself than see any of this guys as a mayor of the city he was born. So, fuck any "idealism" or reactionary or che guevara chatter - if you have one in this plastic country.
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